So, you’re on vacation or traveling the world, and you’ve got hundreds, if not thousands, of photos to sift through to post. And once you’ve figured out which photos are going to make it onto your Instagram, it’s time to figure out how to caption it. But finding the perfect caption to encapsulate your travels can be a challenge. But don’t worry; that’s where we come in! Here are 200 super funny travel quotes and travel captions for Instagram that you’ve got to use.
Short Funny Travel Captions
Let’s start off with some short, funny travel captions that are perfect for the minimalist.
1. Jet lagged
2. Current mood: [your choice of emoji that illustrates your vacation]
3. Out of office
4. BRB
5. Travel addict
6. Beach better have WiFi
7. Made it to paradise. Don’t wait up.
8. Vacation calories don’t count, right?
9. Catch flights, not feelings
10. Vacation mode: activated
11. I need more postcards and fewer bills
12. Does vacation count as therapy?
13. Suitcase: packed. Mind: unpacked.
14. Avoiding adulting
15. Another day, another passport stamp
16. Tropic like it’s hot
17. Be back never
18. Feeling fly
19. On the road again
20. Vibes
Best Funny Travel Quotes
What about quotes from people over the years about travel? Here are some standouts that you should totally use as a travel Instagram caption!
21. “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it is lethal.” – Paulo Coelho
22. “Maybe I’m just a girl on a mission, but I’m ready to fly.” – Taylor Swift
23. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag
24. “I can’t control the wind, but I can adjust the sail.” – Ricky Skaggs
25. “Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.” – Island Company Rum
26. “The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” – St. Augustine
27. “I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
28. “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” – Oscar Wilde
29. “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” – Steve Martin
30. “If I’m an advocate for anything, it’s to move. As far as you can, as much as you can.” – Anthony Bourdain
31. “The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.” – G.K. Chesterton
32. “That wasn’t flying; that was falling with style.” – Woody in Toy Story
33. “Travel far enough, you meet yourself.” – David Mitchell
34. “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin
35. “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker
36. “Why, I’d like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.” – Aristophanes
37. “Jet lag is for amateurs.” – Dick Clark
38. “Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.” – Paul Theroux
39. “A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” – John Steinbeck
40. “I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.” – George Bernard Shaw
Funny Travel Captions About Airports and Airplanes
Specifically posting a picture of the airport or on the airplane? Here are the best funny travel captions about airports and airplanes.
41. Current status: Delayed but slaying
42. I came. I saw. I overpacked.
43. Lost in baggage claim
44. Plane tickets: Purchased. Snacks: Essential.
45. BRB running to my gate
46. My cardio of the day: running to catch a flight
47. I don’t always fly, but when I do, it’s delayed
48. Airport people-watching >>>
49. First stop: airport lounge. Second stop: anywhere but here.
50. Airport food: 1. My wallet: 0.
51. If you’re buying a gift for me this year, my size is window or aisle seat
52. Turbulence: 1. Me: 0.
53. I’m the in-flight entertainment
54. Window seat > aisle seat
55. Flying high
56. The middle seat builds character
57. If I hear one more baby cry…
58. Snack cart time
59. Boarding pass in hand, snacks in the other
60. Airplane mode
Funny Group Travel Captions
These are the best funny travel quotes and captions if you’re traveling with a group of friends or your family.
61. Squad goals
62. Trip drama >>>
63. What happens in [destination], stays in [destination]
64. One trip, a million inside jokes
65. Should we all just buy a villa together in [destination]?
66. Group travel is just an elevated adult field trip with better food
67. Improving our group selfie skills
68. Travel buddies for life
69. Squad assembled
70. Travel, friends, repeat
71. The group trip made it out of the chat
72. Surviving layovers and each other
73. Flirting our way through [destination]
74. Already planning our next trip
75. Paradise with my besties >>>
76. We may have annoyed the locals
77. When traveling together, make sure at least one of you knows how to use Google Maps
78. Partners in crime in [destination]
79. Caffeine + travel + friends
80. We somehow survived [destination] together
Punny Travel Captions
Are you a big fan of puns and getting everyone groaning over your punny jokes? You’ll love these hilariously punny travel captions!
81. Tropic like it’s hot
82. Sun of a beach
83. Seas the day
84. Czech-ing out the sights
85. Rome-ing around
86. Sweden dreams are made of this
87. Nor-way am I missing this view
88. Un-Bali-vable trip
89. Seoul in love
90. I’m Havana a great time
91. Ski you later
92. On cloud wine
93. Slaycation
94. Oh my Gaudí
95. I’ve hit rock bottom… at the Grand Canyon
96. Snow way!
97. I’m China have a good time
98. Eiffel in love with Paris
99. Italy stole a pizza my heart
100. Girls just wanna have sun
One Word Funny Travel Captions
Are you a person of few words? Let the pictures speak for themselves and use these fun and funny one word travel captions for Instagram.
101. Nomadic
102. Beachaholic
103. Alcoholic
104. Layovered
105. Viewtiful
106. Mapless
107. Lost
108. Sunsational
109. Misplaced
110. Touristing
111. Oops
112. Delayed
113. OOO
114. Boarding
115. Arrived
116. Wild
117. Thriving
118. Views
119. Takeoff
120. Cruising
Funny Travel Captions for Couples
These are the best funny travel captions for couples to use if you go on vacation with your significant other but want to have a fun caption instead of a super lovey-dovey one.
121. We travel well together because we agree on snacks
122. Sharing adventures… and my sunscreen
123. Couples who travel together argue about directions together
124. Two tickets to anywhere, please!
125. Relationship status: Lost together
126. Love at first flight
127. We came, we saw, we… compromised
128. Here’s proof we haven’t killed each other yet on this trip
129. Who needs WiFi when we have each other?
130. Nothing tests your relationship more than going on a trip together
131. The Wi-Fi to my airplace mode
132. Forever in the middle seat thanks to [partner’s name]
133. Reality called, so we hung up
134. You’re the visa stamp to my passport
135. Caught both flights and feelings
136. No one told me being in a relationship meant sharing my sunscreen and snacks on vacation
137. The piña to my colada
138. At least we’re lost together
139. Vacation mode: couples edition
140. We only fought [number] times
Funny Adventure Travel Captions
Heading on an adventure for your vacation? These are some funny adventure travel captions to use.
141. Adventure is out there
142. If lost, return me to the nearest adventure
143. Testing the limits of my comfort zone
144. Turns out “off the beaten path” means a lot of walking
145. Pretending to be Bear Grylls for the gram
146. Drinking beer with good scenery
147. Could do Mother Nature without the bugs
148. F maps
149. Procrastinating from the mountaintop
150. Proof that I left the couch
151. Adventurer by day, exhausted by night
152. I got 99 problems, and my backpack is one
153. The only baggage I want is my backpack
154. Doing it for the gram
155. Doing it for the story
156. Accidentally took the scenic route
157. Does anyone actually know how to read a map?
158. Collecting stamps – passport, not postal
159. FOMO (fear of missing out on adventures)
160. Follow me for unsolicited travel advice
Funny Family Travel Caption Ideas
If you’re traveling with your family, you’ve got to consider posting your family vacation photo with these super funny family travel captions.
161. This trip is sponsored by snacks and bribes
162. Family trips: chaos with a good view
163. “Are we there yet?”
164. Sun, sand, and silly faces
165. Travel = family therapy
166. Crazy kids on a family vacation
167. Collecting memories and meltdowns
168. Chaos coordinator on duty
169. Family bonding in progress
170. The more the merrier… but maybe not in a tiny car
171. Every family vacation photo needs a blooper reel
172. Not pictured: [number] tantrums
173. Survived another family road trip
174. Nothing says family vacation like 5 people crammed into a hotel room
175. Who needs a map when you have a Dad?
176. Can I have a vacation from our vacation?
177. Don’t worry; we’re still on speaking terms
178. Warning: Dad jokes ahead
179. The gang’s all here
180. Traveling together because someone needs to hold the map
Funny Beach Travel Captions
There’s nothing better than a beach vacation. If you want to post your swimsuit pics on Instagram, these are the funny beach travel captions you should consider.
181. Shell yeah
182. High tides and good vibes
183. Gone coastal
184. Serving looks and SPF 50
185. Beach hair, don’t care
186. Aquaholic
187. Salty b****
188. Mermaid off-duty
189. Sandy toes and sunburned nose
190. Feeling fin-tastic
191. Feeling crabby
192. On island time
193. Beach, eat, sleep, repeat
194. Just here for the tan lines
195. No buoys allowed
196. Sunscreening my calls
197. Life in a bikini >>>
198. Officially out of office
199. Paradise found
200. No shoes allowed
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